Informal Directors
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Informal Directors are honorary positions granted as a joke or in reward for a noteworthy act. Informal Directors may or may not have any power in a field of expertise.
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Current Positions
Director of Space
Director of Bad-Ass
Title bestowed upon Dawn Seburn during the Revenge Mission 2013-14 for an impressive display of combat prowess when invading Mission Control from the Habitat.
Director of Complaints
Title granted to the member who collects and reads Hurt Feelings Reports. Currently Dawn Seburn.
Director of Shaq-Full
Title granted to the member with the highest win streak in Shaq-Fu. Currently Spencer Whitehead.
Director of Marksmanship
Title bestowed upon Spencer Whitehead for, albeit accidentally, sticking a Nerf dart on Nathan Kelly's face.
Director of Close Combat with Handguns
Title Bestowed upon Ryan Torrington-Smith for again, albeit accidentally, pistol whipping the current Director of Marksmanship.
