Informal Directors

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This article is about Space Sim Lore. It contains anecdotes or Spacesim mythology.

Informal Directors are honorary positions granted as a joke or in reward for a noteworthy act. Informal Directors may or may not have any power in a field of expertise.

Current Positions

Director of Space

Nick Paquin

Director of Bad-Ass

Title bestowed upon Kaeden Seburn during the Revenge Mission 2013-14 for an impressive display of combat prowess when invading Mission Control from the Habitat.

Director of Complaints

Title granted to the member who collects and reads Hurt Feelings Reports. Currently Kaeden Seburn.

Director of Shaq-Fu

Title granted to the member with the highest win streak in Shaq-Fu. Currently Spencer Whitehead.

Director of Wishes

Title granted to the commander in charge of the SWAC. Currently Matthew MacDonald.

Director of Visual Novels

Title granted to the member with the most visual novels read. Currently Spencer Whitehead.

Director of Anime

Arbitrarily given to Spencer Whitehead for relinquishing the position of Director of Wishes to Matthew Macdonald.

Director of Romance

Title granted to Benjamin Wilkins for his constant - yes, I mean constant - suggestions of romantic outings for Kaeden Seburn and their girlfriend.

Director of Announcements

Title granted to Helen Engelhardt for writing a lot of announcements and making sure they got announced.

Director of Canned Air

Title granted to Emily Clarke after The Great Air Waste of '15. She is tasked with hiding and protecting the canned air.

Master of the Pentiums

Title granted to Ethan for being obsessed with computers.

Director of Everything There Isn't a Director For

Title permenantly granted to Spencer Whitehead to ensure that there is always somebody in charge of something.