Swagger Stick

This article is about Space Sim Lore. It contains anecdotes or Spacesim mythology.

The Swagger Stick is a thick wooden dowel, similar to a cane, that Brian Foo, former Mission Commander of Spacesim, would tap dance with, causing a plethora of "pole-dancing" remarks. This carried on to the point where someone said, "He's not a pole dancer. If you want pole-dancers, there are some down the street at Barbarella's Diamonds."

In 2010 the swagger stick was roughly pointed and used to test the theory that a pointed stick could go through two pieces of drywall. This test proved successful, although the results of this test have been shared no mission has had the privilege of using this information. The Swagger stick has been shortened over the years, parts were donated to the Hole. It currently rests at about 34 inches.