This article is about Space Sim Lore. It contains anecdotes or Spacesim mythology.
The Swagger Stick is a thick wooden dowel, similar to a cane, that Brian Foo, former Mission Commander of Spacesim, would tap dance with, causing a plethora of "pole-dancing" remarks. This carried on to the point where someone said, "He's not a pole dancer. If you want pole-dancers, there are some down the street at Barbarella's Diamonds."