Lunch Meeting-Specific Hierarchy
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The Lunch Meeting-Specific Hierarchy is a third hierarchy jokingly created in 2010-11, mocking the complexity of the Administration and the Mission-Specific Hierarchy. This hierarchy only comes into effect on the first lunch meeting of every month, but only if there is a full moon that night and a reference has been made to Trogdor in the Spacesim Office in the last 3 days. No members of the hierarchy have any function, power, or responsibility within the organization. Lunch meeting hierarchy simulators are so secret that they probably do not even exist. These crafty individuals create disasters during lunch meetings, causing some members to postulate that every single member of Spacesim is a lunch meeting simulator.
Members
Usually only grade twelves and alumni achieve Lunch Meeting-Specific Hierarchy status. Unlike the other two hierarchies, members on the lunch meeting specific hierarchy never rotate out; they can only leave the hierarchy if they opt out or are specifically removed by a commander. The illustrious members and their respective positions are:
- Sega Genesis Commander: Matthew Pelletier
- Major: Bryn Beynon and Austin Ramclam
- Minuteman: Alex Mendes
- Director of Creating Momentous Decisions: Ben Paul
- Personnel Officer Who Hired God: Dr. Magwood