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| − | These candies, while euphoria/delusion inducing, are quite unhealthy. As per the "Nutritional Information" on the backs of containers, only ''four cars'' contain 63% of one's daily saturated and trans fats intake, thus helping [[Spacesim]] members to early deaths at the hands of Death of Heart Attacks Related to Eating Unhealthy Candy. This is really a much better death than being [[Trogdor|burninated]] or slowly suffocating when the [[simulators]] poke a hole in the [[Interlock]]. | + | These candies, while euphoria/delusion inducing, are quite unhealthy. As per the "Nutritional Information" on the backs of containers, only ''four cars'' contain 63% of one's daily saturated and trans fats intake, thus helping [[Spacesim]] members to early deaths at the hands of [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irregular_webcomic#themes Death of Heart Attacks Related to Eating Unhealthy Candy]. This is really a much better death than being [[Trogdor|burninated]] or slowly suffocating when the [[simulators]] poke a hole in the [[Interlock]]. |
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Chocolate cars are car-shaped confections, composed of a solid, heterogeneous mixture of crisped rice (containing sugar) and chocolate mix (also containing sugar). There are two types of wrappers, one of which says "DuPont" while the other says "Lowe's". They come in cylindrical plastic containers and are purchased at Loblaws by Ben. These containers (and the wrappers of the candy they formerly contained) can be found in the Sim Office as of the current year.
Nutritional Information
These candies, while euphoria/delusion inducing, are quite unhealthy. As per the "Nutritional Information" on the backs of containers, only four cars contain 63% of one's daily saturated and trans fats intake, thus helping Spacesim members to early deaths at the hands of Death of Heart Attacks Related to Eating Unhealthy Candy. This is really a much better death than being burninated or slowly suffocating when the simulators poke a hole in the Interlock.
