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{{Template:Member (Beta)
|name = Ethan
|occu = Time Traveller
|affil = [[OCESS (Beta)|OCESS]]
|place = [[Ottawa (Beta)|Ottawa]], [[Canada (Beta)|Canada]] (Presumably)
|time = Unknown
|pronouns = He/Him
}}
'''Ethan''' is an anomalous, time-active entity native to the planet [[Earth (Beta)|Earth]]. He is [[OCESS (Beta)|OCESS]]' best-known instance of a [[Time Travel (Beta)|time anomaly]], simultaneously being older than human life itself and having yet to be born. He has mild reality-altering abilities; though, unlike [[Admiral (Beta)|the Admiral]], they seem to apply only to himself. He takes great interest in the creation, modification, and unconventional use of technology, having a particular affinity for satellites.
==About==
Ethan will be born in an unknown year to the child of [[Tait (Beta)|Jamie Tait-Glossop]] and their spouse. He will then, at a young age, fall into the [[Slipstream (Beta)|Slipstream]] and be transported an unknown amount of time into the past, acquiring reality-altering abilities in the process. He has since lived somewhat linearly through time to the present day, where he works with [[OCESS (Beta)|OCESS]]' technologies taskforce whilst pursuing his personal projects. Ethan has claimed that the point in the future he traveled back from moves forward in time at approximately 1.29 hours per hour, resulting in an ever-expanding duration as the billions of years pass between the point traveled to and now.(1)

<br>Though Ethan is an eternal entity that predates the emergence of heterotrophic life and will outlive any human notion of 'cooking', his diet is remarkably consistent, appearing to consist of a roughly even ratio of dry, microwave-prepared [[Kraft Dinner (Beta)|Kraft Dinner]] brand macaroni and cheese and Big Box specials purchased from a [[Taco Bell (Beta)|Taco Bell]] restaurant. While the first Taco Bell restaurant was not opened until 1962, and Kraft did not begin production of packaged macaroni and cheese until 1937, it is considered unlikely that his diet could ever have consisted of anything else. How exactly these foods were obtained prior to their introduction remains unknown.

==Sources==
*(1)[[Discord]] 9:48 PM: in addition, the point in the future I traveled back from moves forward in time at approximately 1.29 hours per hour, resulting in an ever-expanding duration as the billions of years pass between the point travelled to and now.

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 '''Ethan''' is an anomalous, time-active entity native to the planet [[Earth (Beta)|Earth]]. He is [[OCESS (Beta)|OCESS]]' best-known instance of a [[Time Travel (Beta)|time anomaly]], simultaneously being older than human life itself and having yet to be born. He has mild reality-altering abilities; though, unlike [[Admiral (Beta)|the Admiral]], they seem to apply only to himself. He takes great interest in the creation, modification, and unconventional use of technology, having a particular affinity for satellites.