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Pickled Furby

2021-03-14T01:37:13Z

Mars2:

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[[Image:Furby.png|thumb|350px|SCP-W027 in secure containment in the [[Simulator Loft]]]]

'''Item #: '''SCP-W027

'''Object Class: '''Safe

'''Special Containment Procedures: ''' SCP-W027 is to be contained under partial vacuum in its one and a half (1.5) liter glass jar at all times, and stored in either the simulator loft or in the domestic refrigerator installed in the habitat. The vacuum of the jar is to be tested once per four (4) weeks using the safety button integrated into the lid. The jar is to remain sealed at all times. Any breaches of this vacuum seal should be reported immediately to Dr. ██████████.

'''Description:'''
SCP-W027 is a Furby-brand simulated toy pet which has been broken into pieces and pickled. It is enclosed in a one and a half (1.5) liter Farm Boy-brand Polish Dill Pickles jar, from which the original pickled cucumbers appear to have been removed. The remaining contents of the jar (listed by the label as water, vinegar, dill, sugar, garlic seeds, mustard, horseradish, allspice, bay leaf, black pepper, and salt, in order of decreasing quantity) remain. The jar appears to be sealed and under partial vacuum, as the safety button on the lid is permanently depressed. The jar is marked with a Best Before date of ██.██.20██, and has the Universal Product Code (UPC) ████████████. On the label of the jar, the word "Pickles" in "Polish Dill Pickles" has been crossed out, and the word "Furby" written next to it using permanent marker. The label is otherwise unmodified. The Furby toy inside the jar, while not entirely visible, appears to have been almost entirely disassembled, and some parts are visibly cracked, torn, or otherwise damaged.

'''Addendum - Acquisition of SCP-W027''':
SCP-W027 was created by an anonymous OCESS member during the 2019 "Secret Satan" gift exchange, and was given as a gift to member Ethan ████████, in response to the requested gift, "pickled furby". Mr. ████████ has stated to facility personnel that the request was made "because [he] couldn't think of anything else". This anonymous member has since been revealed to be Sox ███████. The exchange was coordinated using the ███████ gift exchange planning software, which was used to anonymously send the following message to the gift's recipient.

<nowiki>I am sickened by the mere thought of what I am going to create. The request
alone has given me extreme, unimaginable emotions, and I fear what will happen
to me as time goes on. They will start a mere peasant, a mere scrap, but they
will finish more powerful than I could imagine. The power of an old god
awakened, too strong for my frail mortal hands to hold, too intense for my frail
mortal brain to comprehend. I can only hope that you fear the gift as much as I
fear the mere request.

drink the furby pickle juice

happy holidays</nowiki>

'''Addendum - Relocation''':
Due to classification of SCP-W027 as a "food item" by Foundation management, it has been relocated to an off-site facility, where it will be securely stored in a mound of once-Kraft-Dinner-filled-bowls and broken computer hardware.

Stella's Strangely Buff Father

2021-03-14T01:31:10Z

Mars2:

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[[Image:Buff.jpeg|thumb|350px|Lad be buff]]

'''Sox's Strangely Buff Father''' is the father of Sox McConkey-Kerr, who is strangely buff, on account of working out. His buffness is accentuated by lighting in his bathroom. Sox finds this amusing. We all do, just as we find Sox's father strangely buff.

Boogie Mission

2021-02-22T01:41:02Z

Mars2: /* Incidents */

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==Abstract==
The Boogie Mission was a mini mission which took place in the late evening (roughly 8:00 PM to 9:30 PM) on October 11th, 2019. It is notable for its use of rapidfire major disasters, its use of AUXCOM as opposed to the typical CAPCOM, and for the playing of extremely loud music over the habitat speakers throughout most of the duration of the mission.

==Crew==
CAPCOM: [[Jamie Tait-Glossop]]

Flight: [[Blakely Haughton]]

Engineering: [[Cesare Corazza]]

EECOM: [[Abigale Hamer-Wilson]]

Murray: [[Murray Renaud]]

==Incidents==
From the beginning of the mission, CAPCOM functionalities were completely unusable due to a broken microphone in the Habitat. AUXCOM was instead used for Hab-MC communication, while MC-Hab remained verbal. This worked for a while, until CAPCOM broke entirely, and the Astronauts were forced to use pencil and paper signs held up to the security cameras.

This minimission was the first one led by Simulators [[Mars Wichmann-Young]] and [[Owen Matthews]]. Owen is a member infamous for his sadistic approach to running disasters, as well as his uncommon prowess at Sim Engineering. As such, the minimission was riddled with never-before-seen disasters, few of which were truly resolved. By the end of the minimission, the only reason the crew was still alive was the fact that Owen wanted to keep them that way.

[[Ethan]] also used this minimission to test the Habitat speaker system. He would often play [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri7-vnrJD3k leitmotif]-style music that he thought would fit the situation, which often resulted in crew being [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um4OQ6KP1m4 annoyed] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz0WWkd-WQ discouraged] by the (often [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 loud]) songs.

Blakely decided to test the attention of Mission Control by changing his flight path to point towards the sun, instead of the moon (the intended destination). He then asked MC if he was on the correct path, to which they replied 'yes'. This continued until he performed a proper landing on the sun, as the sun is treated similarly to the planets in the Flight software. His request to perform an EVA was cleared, after which he revealed the situation to Mission Control.

Many issues in the EECOM software went unnoticed by the crew, up to and including complete organ failure of the entire crew, due to the EECOM officer being otherwise occupied. Two crew members spent the majority of the minimission French kissing in front of the EECOM computer, meaning that all errors went unnoticed.

==Results==
This minimission was a wake-up call for OCESS, indicating that professionalism, training and focus were major issues. A lengthy discussion was held shortly thereafter, where it was decided that training would be further prioritized and minimissions would be rescheduled accordingly.

Boogie Mission

2021-02-22T01:40:03Z

Mars2: /* Incidents */

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==Abstract==
The Boogie Mission was a mini mission which took place in the late evening (roughly 8:00 PM to 9:30 PM) on October 11th, 2019. It is notable for its use of rapidfire major disasters, its use of AUXCOM as opposed to the typical CAPCOM, and for the playing of extremely loud music over the habitat speakers throughout most of the duration of the mission.

==Crew==
CAPCOM: [[Jamie Tait-Glossop]]

Flight: [[Blakely Haughton]]

Engineering: [[Cesare Corazza]]

EECOM: [[Abigale Hamer-Wilson]]

Murray: [[Murray Renaud]]

==Incidents==
From the beginning of the mission, CAPCOM functionalities were completely unusable due to a broken microphone in the Habitat. AUXCOM was instead used for Hab-MC communication, while MC-Hab remained verbal. This worked for a while, until CAPCOM broke entirely, and the Astronauts were forced to use pencil and paper signs held up to the security cameras.

This minimission was the first one led by Simulators [[Mars Wichmann-Young]] and [[Owen Matthews]], a member infamous for his sadistic approach to running disasters, as well as his uncommon prowess at Sim Engineering. As such, the minimission was riddled with never-before-seen disasters, few of which were truly resolved. By the end of the minimission, the only reason the crew was still alive was the fact that Owen wanted to keep them that way.

[[Ethan]] also used this minimission to test the Habitat speaker system. He would often play [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ri7-vnrJD3k leitmotif]-style music that he thought would fit the situation, which often resulted in crew being [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um4OQ6KP1m4 annoyed] and [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Iz0WWkd-WQ discouraged] by the (often [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfc42Pb5RA8 loud]) songs.

Blakely decided to test the attention of Mission Control by changing his flight path to point towards the sun, instead of the moon (the intended destination). He then asked MC if he was on the correct path, to which they replied 'yes'. This continued until he performed a proper landing on the sun, as the sun is treated similarly to the planets in the Flight software. His request to perform an EVA was cleared, after which he revealed the situation to Mission Control.

Many issues in the EECOM software went unnoticed by the crew, up to and including complete organ failure of the entire crew, due to the EECOM officer being otherwise occupied. Two crew members spent the majority of the minimission French kissing in front of the EECOM computer, meaning that all errors went unnoticed.

==Results==
This minimission was a wake-up call for OCESS, indicating that professionalism, training and focus were major issues. A lengthy discussion was held shortly thereafter, where it was decided that training would be further prioritized and minimissions would be rescheduled accordingly.